Old Posts - November 2000

	Thursday Nov 30th 10:00pm by Matt -

HA! This cracks me up. Over at BadAssBuddy.com They have a College Section for buddy icons. A Baylor and Tech logos with "Fear Us." HAHA! I am almost tempted to use one of those buddy icons just to crack people up. Almost. max payn cinema mod

Well I haven't posted in a while because I haven't had anything exciting. My theory is, if it ain't exciting, why waste the time posting it.

I do have to say that I like the new color scheme. Really hate it with a passion? IM me and tell me why. Note that just because you don't like it, even if you have some good reason, doesn't mean I'm going to change something.

I know that I've talked about a new layout for a while now, but I really am going to get it done, someday. I've decided the drop-down menus will only be supported in IE so that I don't have to make two different sets of code for IE and Nutscrape. I should have it done during Christmas since I won't have to work or go to school during that time.

Here at TamUt.com, we know the best way to celebrate someone's birthday is to ensure that the birthday boy/girl gets a ton of random IMs. Keeping with that tradition, y'all better click here to wish Jen a happy 20th birthday.

Also, before anyone asks, this is not the same Jen who works at the Batt and is editor of the The Campus Rag.

Sites to check out:
DrunkatCollege.com - The Drunks of the Week for this week are so fucking hot.
MC Hawking's Crib - Stephen Hawking, the gangsta rapper
The Parking Lot is Full Web Page - Funny comics

The "reign" is over. I got a little cocky, and Courtney defeated me tonight at poker. She only won $3, and of course she wouldn't try double or nothing. However, she is cooking dinner right now, and so I didn't really lose overall. Time to eat. I shall try to add some more jokes later. I have been getting a ton of funny pics also.

I should be studying for my Calculus 3 test that is tomorrow, but I just remembered something that I learned on Thanksgiving that I think everyone needs to know. One of my bro's friends, Adam, toured the Tech campus, and during the tour the guide told the group that A&M is Tech's big rival. I always thought that we had a nice rivalry going on with UT since we have something to argue about. Since A&M dominates Tech in every possible aspect, I really didn't think that provided a good environment for a rivalry. That would be like us starting a rivalry with TCU...there would be no point. Maybe those dumb bastards will get a clue sometime. Back to studying. No sleep for the Typing Monkey tonight.

TamUt.com was originally created for A&M and UT students, but it seems we are reaching some other demographic groups. He have gotten hits from Canada, Germany, Italy, Brazil, Malaysia, Israel, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka, Uruguay, and the United Kingdom. This could mean only one thing- people in other countries "read" Playboy and are interested in finding more pics of the Aggie goddess, Kim Hiott. Of course, if I lived in Malaysia, I would probably "read" Playboy instead of chasing the Malaysian women.

Note: For those of you that don't read TamUt.com on a daily basis, most search engines place us at the top of the list when you search for "Kim Hiott."

I finally put up some pics on the Party Pics Page. As you can see above, we are very carefully sneaking our beer into my dorm. An excellent job we did I might say.

We are still playing with the colors of the new scheme. It's starting to look a little better now. Just about everyone likes this better. Well all except "Bling Bling" on the Message Board. Time for sleep.

There is a new poll up. You better vote or Paul Newman will have your legs broken. Also, I hope y'all saw the Simpsons last night. Homer got to play the "Prank Monkey." I think that is a blatant rip off of my "Typing Monkey" name, but what can I do?

I am back from Thanksgiving Break...well, I got back to CS around 3:30am on Sunday, but I was too lazy to post until now. I hope everyone had a good break, but I bet no one else spent any portion of their Thanksgiving drinking Yukon Jack while playing 42 with your aunt, uncle, and grandma. You could tell me that you did, but you would be lying. That part of the break was cool, but the 3 hours/day on the road kind of sucked ass. At least I can go back to never driving outside of a 5 mile radius of my apartment. I finally posted a Homerism for November 24th and posted it in the November Homerisms Archive.

Well, finals are approaching and so is Christmas break. Since Matt and I will be spending most of that break in Arlington, TamUt.com won't feature any new pics from A&M or UT parties during the month long break. But it will feature pictures from our attempt to turn A-town into some sort of party town. This time, we will try to take pics of the New Years Party. I really wish I had more pics to fill in that 3-hour memory lapse from last year's party.

Gambling Note:
After my win over Sarah tonight, I am up $50+ for my last four poker games. I urge any skilled poker player to take a shot at my reign.

Well that was great fun ranting. Definitely a nice change of pace. If you want to see all the ranting, visit the old page . But don't write any more rants. We're done with that all and we're back to 'bridging gaps with booze.'

As you can obviously see, we're doing a little layout/color scheme changing. We'll probably do some changes over the week. If you really hate something we've changed, tell brian . I don't want to hear about it.

If you have been visiting the past couple of days, you probably noticed that the Homerisms haven't been kept up to date. Well deal with it, b/c we had partying to do. And brian didn't have a computer so he couldn't do his typing monkey chores. I did make on for today, though it's only going to be up for another hour. Brian says he has a good one for Friday, I guess he'll put that in the November Homerisms Archive . I also have the next couple of days prepare to make sure we don't fall down on the job.

Fuckin' A. I've done too much shit this week to even write about. Last night I headed out to Side Street Bar on 6th. The bouncer was drunk when we got there so we all go in for free. Then some dude knew the bartender and just got me free drinks all night long. Which was really weird b/c I didn't even know the guy (and I know he wasn't gay). I think he was just wanting to take advantage of his free drinks. He was getting everyone shit. I'm not complaining. About half the UT football team was there. Shawn Rodgers about got into a brawl. Let me tell you, he's one bigger mother fucker. Not anyone you would want to get mad. All in all, good night.

I do have lot of pics from misc. shit from this week, when ever I get 'unlazy' I might post them. Text just isn't as exciting as pictures.

Oh and by the way, no more flames on the message board. We've all had our fun.

Playboy.com has provided mankind with the greatest thing on earth. Click here to see a clip of a video from Kim Hiott's photo shoot. For those of you that don't know, Kim is the hottest member of the Fightin' Texas Aggie Class of 2003. I will surely A-A-A-A-A to that. Also, since we have mentioned her name on the site, a Yahoo! search for "Kim Hiott" brings up TamUt.com first. Click here to prove it.Note: We're not on the list anymore.

On a much less interesting note, I have posted Jokes Archive #13 and added some more pics to the Funny Pics page. Enjoy...but I am sure you would enjoy the Kim Hiott video clip more.

As is tradition on TamUt.com, we are slow in getting pics up from the previous weekend, but we always have one pic to show as a preview of what is to come. The pic above isn't too exciting, but it does demonstrate the morning after drinking of Doc.

Update
Jon will be dunking his ring on Dec 2nd. More details shall follow.

Well, it is time to leave for Austin on a business trip to discuss the future of TamUt.com with my business partner, Matt. Translation: I am rollin to Austin to get shitfaced with Matt and to take tons of random pics of our drunken exploits all for the purpose of fun and creating yet enother page on TamUt.com. This time, Doc is rolling with me instead of Sarah. Doc has some tolerance, and so I know I won't be babysitting him this evening. No offense to you, Sarah. Also, Jon is postponing is ring dunking for two weeks, and so I shan't miss Jon's timely consumption of his pitcher of beer. I anticipate Jon polishing off his pitcher in record time. I am sure there will be pics posted of tonight's doings as they happen.

As is tradition with most memorial services, the weather was awful tonight. I sure hope the bad weather didn't deter people from coming, but if the weather kept you in, you have some serious prioritizing isssues. If you can't get a little cold and wet to pay tribute to twelve fallen students, then you have some problems. Also, if you weren't planning on coming anyways, then I seriously question your loyalty to your school. Props to any and all freshmen who attended the memorial. Although they were not here when tragedy struck one year ago, they still felt a sense of duty to the Aggie family. And finally, if you are an Aggie and got drunk off your ass tonight, you are too disrespectful for words to describe.

I sure hope that every Aggie that is in College Station makes it to the Bonfire Memorial service tonight. For more details about the service, go to The Batt Online or the Bonfire Update. Also, props to UT for dimming the lights on the Tower and flying their flags at half mast. They are some good people.

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The first picture is the real ballot. When you hold your mouse over the picture, you can see it through the eyes of a person from Florida.

No wonder there was so much confusion. I just thought I'd give the quick and easy TamUt explaination on the situation, rather than ramble on about it for 2 weeks like every news station has.

It is time to use a TamUt.com poll to answer the age old question of what is best about the internet. Sure, we all like free porn and free music. Looking at naked chicks while listening to "legally" obtained mp3's might as well be an American Pastime of some sort. We shall let the poll decide which is better.

Wow, it's been a while since the last post. I will get some new material up after I am done with my Physics Lab. I am also checking out t-shirt prices today for the TamUt.com t-shirts. Well, it is time for my last Physics Lab of the semester now. Damn right.

Well there just isn't a whole lot of excitement today. I think it's 2nd mid-term week for most everyone. And aren't we enjoying it ?! Ha, not at all. I'll be searching for cool shit tomorrow. If you got something cool, then send that shit in.

We did add a couple of pictures from last weekend's parties. It's the last couple of pics on the Party Pics Page.

It seems that our Message Board is actually working now for the time being. If it does down again, then someone may have to do for it. On a lighter note, Jon from The Daily Shot has sent us a rant enitled "Lowered Expectations for America's Wang." I suggest y'all read it. Well, I have an 8 page rough draft due tomorrow and a Chemistry and Physics test on Wednesday. I shan't get any sleep for a long, long time.

Sundays are such lazy days. Especially today. Cold front blew through, it's cloudy and cold. Nothing much to do but lay around and sleep the day away. And that's just what I did. Except I happened to get paid for it. Petus called my cell at 11:30 this morning and woke me up. I growned "Hello." He said "Oh sorry did I wake you?" I answered, "Well I'm at work, but actually you did just wake me up." He laughed ... I laughed and then went back to sleep. Such lazy days. It reminds me of the Simpsons' episode called "Homer Goes to College." Where everyone at the plant is just enjoying a quiet day with a nap. Don't remember that one? Season 5, go watch it. Don't have it? IM me and I'm might be able to help you find it. Well back to napping, or if I end up not waking up until tomorrow, sleep.

For those of you that don't know, the Message Board is down and has been down for sometime. Usually, these problems are corrected in a timely fashion. However, our host people seem to have their thumb up there ass and are taking way too long to fix this problem. Once the system administrator wakes up next to a horse's head, he will know that I mean business. If that doesn't do it, then I still have a few other options in my arsenal. I hope I don't have to resort to my Keyser Soze like killing spree though. That always seems to be the last resort.

The Aggies played a great game today, but the #1 ranked Sooners still left Kyle Field with a 35-31 victory. If you would like to read more about the game, click here. I would have to say that that was the loudest game I have ever been to. Evidently, 87,188 people produce quite a loud noise. The Sooners didn't have a lead until the 4th quarter, but the final score is what matters. Well, it is time to socialize with my friends.

Also, I have added a ton of new pics to the Funny Pics page.

Wow, what a game. I'll let Brian write about it. UT kicked some Kansas ass like expected.

It's Leiday!

The leiday fun is spreading. Now this picture may seem just like an ordinary picture. But what is fucked up to think about is all 6 of these people slept in my 15x17 dorm room last night. I have to say I have some good accommodations for guests here at my pad. 3 people on the foldout bed and one on the floor on the couch pillow cushions. And of course my roommate and I on our beds. Well whatever. On to another exciting day of class then work tonight like always.