Old Posts - February 2001
You know those days when you go to the mailbox and there's absolutely nothing there for you? Well
today wasn't one of those days. First I see a letter to my roommate from Mandy. Remember
Mandy and Christy? The ones that didn't really belong on the
dumbfucks page but I put them there anyway. Well they my roommate and Mandy
had some type of deal where he would send her a picture of him right then and she would promise
to send a picture of her back wearing the same amount of clothing. So the obvious choice was for
him to send a picture of him with no shirt. Since I had a digital camera and half a clue about computers
we had his picture to her in about 50 seconds. That was 2 weeks ago I think. So anyway, she finally
sends her picture with her friend Christy. Of course she wasn't cool enough to hold her end of the bargain.
I guess for some reason she thought that I would -post
the picture-. I don't know why she would think such a thing.
Well the next letter was from The Department of Court & Detention Services. Damn tickets. Then some junk mail.
Then I got a slip saying I have a big package at the front desk. That was a box from home with all my mail from the
the past two months that was sent there. Just the normal: old credit card bills, bank statements, tuition
bills, a couple of W-2s, and some other tax forms. In other words, nothing really important.
What I did get that got me curious and anxious was a big, official-looking letter from "The University of
Texas at Austin, Office of the President." I was very excited. I opened it hoping to find a letter
stating about our Trademark Infringement and Cease and Desist order. But no, just a stupid "College
Honors Scholar" award. What a disappointment.