Drunken IM/Email #5

TexAggie1999: whazzup...
ShimmerSparkle: heys
ShimmerSparkle: whats up
TexAggie1999: not much
TexAggie1999: sad...went to mardi gras last weekend, now stuck in fucking school
ShimmerSparkle: im drnk
TexAggie1999: sweet
TexAggie1999: where did u go tonight?
ShimmerSparkle: party, bar
TexAggie1999: what all did you drink?
ShimmerSparkle: im drunk off of love
ShimmerSparkle: my love of alcohol
ShimmerSparkle: HAHAHS
TexAggie1999: haha
ShimmerSparkle: okasy the ts the funniest thing eer said
TexAggie1999: no shit
TexAggie1999: lol
ShimmerSparkle: I had likes 3 mike
ShimmerSparkle: no 2
ShimmerSparkle: and some kamikazmes
TexAggie1999: getting drunk on a Tuesday is pretty fun, huh?
ShimmerSparkle: and I tried to do a royal flusdh but im a pussy
ShimmerSparkle: okay I am drunk as shit
ShimmerSparkle: I justs aid the p word
TexAggie1999: That's ok, I won't tell your parents
ShimmerSparkle: I AHTE the p word
TexAggie1999: I ate it too
TexAggie1999: er......hate
TexAggie1999: lol
ShimmerSparkle: EWWW
ShimmerSparkle: okast nast
TexAggie1999: freudian slip
TexAggie1999: so how many guys are you gonna hook up with at Disney World next Fall?
ShimmerSparkle: justd one
TexAggie1999: only one?
TexAggie1999: who's the lucky guy?
ShimmerSparkle: lance
TexAggie1999: lance?
ShimmerSparkle: since everony thinks I am going thtere to stalk him
TexAggie1999: you sure he likes girls?
ShimmerSparkle: yes
TexAggie1999: even with a name like lance, eh?
TexAggie1999: j/k
ShimmerSparkle: okay do you know what lance I am talking about?
TexAggie1999: no, I am just playing around with you
ShimmerSparkle: okay cause if you knew lance
ShimmerSparkle: well if you knew whats dhe did for a living
ShimmerSparkle: you would really be asking thats wuention
ShimmerSparkle: question
TexAggie1999: why what does he do...?
ShimmerSparkle: im not sayding
ShimmerSparkle: byt he looks damn good doin it
TexAggie1999: male stripper...I knew it...
ShimmerSparkle: HAHAHA NO
ShimmerSparkle: hes a aum singer
ShimmerSparkle: okay ive never met him
ShimmerSparkle: buyt I WILL since I am goignt o be in orlando
TexAggie1999: oh ok...
TexAggie1999: how do you know this lance?
ShimmerSparkle: hes a singer
ShimmerSparkle: in a famous group
TexAggie1999: Backdoor Boys, or N'Suck?
ShimmerSparkle: NSYNC
ShimmerSparkle: haah
ShimmerSparkle: okay everoy thinks I am moving there to be a groupie
TexAggie1999: oh ok...so again, you sure he likes girls? haha. Well you can fight all the 13-year old girls for him...
TexAggie1999: anyways...you probably need some sleep after all that drinking...
ShimmerSparkle: I AM WIDE awakw
TexAggie1999: talk to you later babe...I gotta go...
ShimmerSparkle: okay anctially I am gpnna hook up with lots of guys there
ShimmerSparkle: hahsa okay
ShimmerSparkle: have fun
ShimmerSparkle: be good
ShimmerSparkle: and if you cant bve good be careful
ShimmerSparkle: or be good at it
ShimmerSparkle: or smething like that
TexAggie1999: ok...maybe I'll see you in orlando....haha
TexAggie1999: bye

Note: Screen names left the same to point out the guilty.