Old Posts - June 2002

	Tuesday Jun 25th 5:47pm by Brian -

I haven't posted in a while, and since it is my b-day I figure I should post something. For those of you who don't know, my b-day party shall be this Friday in CS. If by mistake you didn't receive an invitation, feel free to e-mail or IM me. It shall be a hell of a party. And now when people ask me if everything on the site is legal, I can say that we are as close to legal as we have ever been. e donkey warez P.S. Thanks to my girlfriend whose choice of b-day gifts included a "magic" cable box to replace my current one.

Saturday night was a great night of flippy cup action. A few highlights of the night were when Timon was thrown into the pool and then froze his ass off later and when "Team Shocka!" won the final round of flippy cup. Click here to see all the pics.

Well the past two weeks here in Appleton, Wisconsin have been eventful to say the least. This past Friday we had our first Century Club meeting for the summer. 25 members attended the meeting, 21 completed, and about 5 puked ( Pukee #1, Pukee #2, Pukee #3, Pukee #4 & 5 (Timon again and Matt), Pukee #6). Thanks to John for giving me the pictures to put up. Click here to see all the pictures from the Century Club meeting. Be sure to check out the signed beer box at the bottom of the page.

Well the weekend before last we went to Corinne's place to watch the Tyson-Lewis fight. Matt Barron cooked some mighty fine steaks and we somehow managed to float 2 kegs during the night. Ask Kalpesh to tell you story of how ended up in the women's restroom at Perkins without knowing it (until a chick walked in while he was pissin). Click here to see all the pictures from the Fight Night party.

To go back even further. At the end of May Carley turned 21 and had a little get together. I wasn't there but John gave me some pictures from this little gathering. Click here to see the pictures from the 21st b-day.

I figured the homepage needed a little intelligent thought on it to combat the influx of rat excrement from the LCC kids...

The title says it all about this post. I have been thinking this for a while, but I never decided to express my opinion in TamUt post form. I have seen two movies in the theater within the past year, and this is not just because I have broadband internet product and get all of my movies from Kazaa. Good movies just are not profitable anymore. Profitable movies are whatever will draw the masses of teens to the theaters. However, what has driven the movie industry to crap? Is a good movie just not profitable anymore or has every good story already been told? I think it is a little of both. Mainly, producers just want to make money out of anything they can and using stars kids recognize. Why else would Britney Spears and Mandy Moore get acting roles? However, every once in a while, good writers like Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson emerge to tell good stories and make good films. Of course, you have to search to find them amongst the abundance of crap out there. If you think I am completely wrong, then you should probably check out the AFI's list of the 100 greatest films. I figure that the American Film Industry should be a reliable source on quality cinematic productions. I have seen about 30 of the films, and only 8 of them were released after 1990(1 cracked the top 50). I suggest you check some of them out. If nothing else, you can start to pick up on some of the more obscure Simpsons' references.

After posting my response to Rancid Smegma, I am sure it won't take long before he tries to gather more "facts" and attempts to write some sort of response. I'd like to see if he even forms a reponse, but there is no sense in anticipating the arrival of garbage. Speaking of garbage, we got an e-mail from another LCC dipshit, Jim, on the same day. His writings, however, were much worse. One was a feeble threat, and the other was a profanity filled attempt at some sort of poetry. I will post these on the homepage since they are too short and too awful to make the Dumbfucks Page.

E-mail #1
YOU AM FAGS AND TEXAS FREAKS CHUG COCK

YOU SUCK AND IF YOU I SAW YOU FACE TO FACE I WOULD KICK YOUR PUSSY ASS

ANY OF YOU FUCKS WANT TO MEET ME ON NEUTRAL GROUND- AND I WILL SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS- ANYTIME

E-mail #2
YOU COCK SUCKER ARE PUSSIES..
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP UP
BUT YOU SCARED ASS PUNKS
HAVE NO BACKBONE

Since the second e-mail was written in some sort of verse, I shall respond in Haiku form:

Tech is big high school
Admissions is a big joke
Please do not go there

If you would like to respond to Jim's awful attempt at written communications(in Haiku form or otherwise), please feel free to e-mail him at hysteresis22@msn.com.

I was just thinking of the worst thing ever said to me. I think we should all share a one liner on the message board that is the worst thing ever said to you. I'm not looking for sappy stories. Something more along the lines of mine:

"I can guarantee you are going to jail tonight."   - South Padre Police Officer speaking to me

I assumed that any dumbfuck rant could only asymptotically approach pure, worthless crap, and then some LCC dipshit decided to write a couple of e-mails. These two e-mails may be the worse attempts at written communication since Ozzy tried to type words phonetically. Sadly, the e-mails were only signed with "One Crazy ass Red Raider." I figured that this person needed a name more befitting of his intelligence and demeanor so that it would be easier to refer to his works. I thought long and hard and came up with the perfect handle- "Rancid Smegma." Click here to read Rancid Smegma's Dumbfuck Rant, and afterwards click here for my response. It may make your head hurt as you ponder how a person can be this stupid.

It is Wednesday, and I am finally getting around to posting the pics that I took on Saturday night in the grand ol' city of College Station, TX. We had a little get together at Marc's to break his new place in. There was plenty of booze, and playing a lot of poker is never a bad idea. Considering that I drank a fifth of Scotch over a seven hour period, you think I would have lost a lot of money. Amazingly, I came out nicely ahead. Click here to check out the pics; I only got ten or so, but I needed a new picpage.

Lindsay was nice enough to let us put some more pics on the site, and so I added a few more to the Lindsay Page.

And for the football fans out there, I'm sure you'll like to know that the College Football News released their preseason top 25. UT is #2 and A&M is #7 with half of the teams in the Big XII making the list. One of these teams, naturally, was not Texas Tech.

This makes me proud to be Czech.

And finally, make sure and check the site tomorrow when I will post some letters from LCC dipshits. I would post them tonight, but I have to make an overnight trip to the Amish country and obtain assistance from a Jibberish-English translator.

Yeah, I posted something earlier, but my little rant can wait til later. Lindsay of Lindsay Pics fame had more pics to send me, and I must say the new batch taken by her fiance, Chris, are much hotter than the first ones. To the left is the one pic Chris said I could put up for now. That is one lucky man.

We highly encourage people to send in their suggestions, but we don't always get the best stuff sent in. However, yesterday I got a great idea from Tracie, one of Princess Erin's love slaves. She said that we should post the clip from The Simpsons where Mayor Quimby makes fun of LCC. I thought that was the best suggestion we had gotten in a while, and I have no idea why we haven't done it before. I immediately started working my Movie Maker mojo, and after a few minutes and a case of sasparilla, I had the completed clip. Click here to watch the clip. If you are on dialup, it will take a few minutes to download, but that is your punishment for not stepping into the 21st century. And of course, if you have good ideas like this one, please send them to TypingMonkey@tamut.com.

It is summer time, and that means it is time for my gambling problem to reach new heights. Of course, poker is only fun if you have a few made up games to spice things up. For poker newbies, IM me to find out more about these games; card sharks should have no problem with the explanation.

Games

Brian's Game
7 Cards (3 down, 4 up)
Deuces wild
Follow the bitch
Low Chicago

Ron Jeremy
Texas Hold 'Em
No betting limit

Chinese Whore
Texas Hold 'Em
Last card on the board is wild

Don't ask me what made me came up with the new poll. It just seemed silly, and it didn't have many possible answers. If you want to check out the results of the last poll, click here.