Here is my rebuttal to Dumbfuck #4, Richard Dunn. This rebuttal
need special attention because of the extent of his ignorance. Therefore I broke his letter
into pieces and placed it here in ITALICS and my comments below each block. Enjoy.
I somehow (mistakenly) ended up at your lovely Tamut website. I was
intrigued at first, as I always am when someone decides to express their
opinions, beliefs, and life with the rest of the world. However, I
occasionally come across a website that makes me frown on what people
consider worthy material to express on the web. Not only is content
extremely lacking, but what few content there is contains nothing more than
drunken ramblings about how funny something was, when it is indeed a sad
situation. The fact that you regularly drink just to get drunk is extremely
sad and pathetic, but ever sadder is the fact that you and your friends feel
the need to share it on the web. You might find your drunken stupidity now,
but I imagine it will be somewhat less amusing when you have sex with a man
in a drunken stupor. It is just a matter of time. Here is a concept that is quite
foreign to you: class. Instead of talking about how drunk of a crude idiot you are,
try acting like a real man, a real gentleman. Life isn't about getting
"piss-ass drunk" so as to have a good time in a state of intoxication. That
is just a pathetic way to escape from your pathetic lives. And guess what,
escaping your sad little world will only make things worse in the end.
Yes, many people 'mistakenly' end up at our website. When you are searching
for porn (namely Kim Hoitt) our website comes up as one of the top results.
Sorry to have interrupted your wacking off time. Content extremely lacking?
I don't need to even respond to that. Whoa, about the whole sex with a man
thing, I don't really want to here how you've gotten so drunk at your school that
you all had a huge all-male orgy. Just because you do that when you are drunk
does not mean that everyone else does as well. I think my fellow Typing Monkey
said it quite nicely, "I admit that I was drunk, but geeze, I wasn't that drunk.
Even if I swam in acid, I would retain the correct, heterosexual orientation. "
Well I generally don't like to pull out numbers and statistics out about school and grades
but you really have to be shown up. So you are saying we don't go to class? That's
strange because I went to every day of class in all my classes (except ECO., fuck that
class). Brian also attended almost every class as well. But you know, class really isn't
all that important. It's learning the material and making the grades. How about I give
you an example since you have such a hard time understanding this. I showed up
for about 6 of the 45 classes of my Macroeconomics class. 4 of those were the test days.
With your immeasurable knowledge, you would say I'm a loser and would fail the class. But,
I ended up with an A in the class for the semester. Wow, I can teach myself information
and am intelligent. Yes, people like that do exist, just not at your school. Don't
underestimate our intelligence. I worked 50 hours a week and took 14 hours last
semester and still got a 4.0. Which leaves me with a cumulative GPA of 3.7. But
I guess since I party on the weekends I'm a complete loser and not a 'real gentleman.'
What the fuck is that supposed to mean anyway? I guess somewhere on our site we've
shown actions not consistent with being 'real men.'
Yea, we know life is not about getting "piss-ass drunk" every night. Nowhere in our site have we
ever said our goal each night is to drink until we blackout. We, unlike you, just aren't
fucking pussies who sit at home and wack off every night. We party, drink, and know
how to have some fucking fun. I think our stories and pictures explain for themselves about
all the crazy shit we do. I'm sorry if you've never gotten laid except by your right hand or
left hand on special occasions. I'm sorry if you've never done something stupid while you're
drunk and laughed about it later. Oh wait you had sex with a guy when you got piss-ass
drunk one time. I'm sorry for you just for that. Our sad pathetic lives huh? Hmm, good
grades, good jobs, good schools, good partying, and good friends. I don't see one "sad,
pathetic" thing about that. Maybe you could clarify?
Furthermore, I would like to comment on your site design and
internet/computer knowledge. Not only is your concept of content and humor
distorted, but your views on design and color are even more warped. All of
your images are extremely overweight in filesize, and this would be okay if
they were thrilling or something special, but they are far from it.
Instead, they are large blocks of red and orange full of ugly white text.
And your header/logo, is that your own building blowing up on the right?
Further concepts of design include your text color and layout. White and
orange on black is, well, interesting, to say the least. Further disturbing
the eyes are the silly bright green rollovers on all your links. Also, upon
examination of your style.css file and the rest of your main html, I have
concluded that you are either a group of monkeys attempting the "thousands
of monkeys on a type writer" trick. Cluttered around your tags and styles
are unnecessary attributes, unheard of tags, and incorrect syntax. There is
something to be said for sobriety when designing a website. Also, I was
surprised to see one of you wants to be an MIS major, well I guess I am not
surprised really. MIS is the type of field where people just "talk the
talk" and only scrape the surface of computers and related topics. The true
people that know what they are doing are digging deep down, where-as you and your
drunk friends are still passing out while just skimming the surface.
HAHA! Oh man, when I first read this I couldn't stop laughing. Not only do
you prove how ignorant you are, then you try defend your stupid ass beliefs.
I will just go ahead and get real technical here to prove you lack of HTML and
style sheet knowledge.
Images are overweight in file size? yea 1024 bytes (1k) really is so fucking huge.
Damn, that takes all of, what, .2 seconds to load? Fuck, I don't know if I can
handle waiting 1 second for the 5 images to load. "Ugly white text," Lord knows
all white text is ugly, what the hell was I thinking? Building blowing up!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!! Damn! You have to be the stupidest mother fucker I've ever
met from Texas. If you had any kind of fucking clue what-so-ever you would know
that a picture of the Texas Aggie bonfire. Good God, with all the news about the
bonfire lately I'd think everyone knew what it is by know. I guess I underestimate
the ignorance of some people. Maybe I need to put a label there to help you
comprehend the site? Yea white, orange, maroon, and black. To further baby-feed
you information, those are the UT and A&M colors, fucking idiot. The lime green
roll-overs, I personally like those. Oh, the HTML is cluttered? "Style .css file?"
Where the fuck do you come up with the redundant names. To break down the
acronyms (say it slowly with me AC-RO-NYMS, I know you have trouble with big
words), you are saying "style cascading style sheet file." Which only someone with
a minor amount of HTML knowledge trying to sound like he knows what he's talking
about would say. Incorrect syntax? I'm sorry, there's not one syntax error in the entire
site. If there is please point it out. You must have some new type of syntax because IE and
NS both read it fine with no errors. Unheard of tags? Ah, proving again how ignorant
you are. You're probably talking about the <'LI> tag that is in the .css file. That is call
the "List Item" tag. The sets up a bulleted list outline. Or maybe you are talking about
the font classes I have setup in my style sheet. Don't know what I'm talking about
they are the items that look like "#meduim" or "#xsmall". Again, those are more tags
that make a cross-browser site possible. Unnecessary attributes? You've
obviously never coded a complex web site for Netscape before. While those are
unnecessary attributes in IE, NS requires them. Sobriety in creating a
website? Obviously you have never created a real site. You know one that more than just
you and your mom go to that just has you in your band uniform on it.
Wants to be an MIS major? I am an MIS major. I'm on my second year in college and
only have year left. That's right. I'll be getting my 4-year degree in 3 years. Scrape the
surface computers? Haha. That's why I support networks for hotels nation-wide. Setup
6 computers on a Cat5 and BNC network here at home. Have a server with two NICs (one out to the cable,
one to the internal network). The server has a DHCP server leasing out 1918 IP addresses
and handing out all the DNS and gateway addresses. I setup a routing table so that the
internal network is secure from any requests made from the internet (cable modem), but did setup
port mapping on port 21 (TCP), 5631 (TCP), and 5632 (UDP) for my ftp server and my PC
Anywhere when I'm not here. Did I mention I made all the cables for the network?
But what the hell do I know about computers anyway?
In response to your constant slander of specific Texas Universities,
I would like to say that I am going to a University in Texas that I am 100% positive you
would not have been able to get into. The stiff academic, character, and
integrity-demanding requirements are far from anything that any of you could
hold up to. At my school, we laugh at people like you the way you laugh at
people at Texas Tech, which is not a bad school. I am not saying that UT and A&M
are horrible schools, or anything like that. I am just saying that you have no place to
imply every other school in Texas is not as good as UT or A&M.
100% positive I can't get in? Hmm, when I first read this I figured you would at
least go to a high ranking school (Rice). But after I did a little research I found you
as a Senior in Finance at Baylor. Yea, such a hard school to get in. Don't make me
laugh!!! "Stiff academics" man, I'm sure they are. I didn't go there purposely because
I felt like having and controlling my own life. Not going to a school then pretending I'm
some kind of holy man that is a great born-again Christian but still living the same life as before
but now it's just hidden better. Actually we do have a place to say the other schools
in Texas suck. The only school that ranks higher is Rice. Baylor isn't anywhere to be
found in the rankings at all. So YOU definitely have no place to talk.
Thank you for your time, and I hope that you are not in a drunken
state when you read this letter. I would prefer for it to actually register in
your head so that maybe you will better yourselves and stray from the life
style that you have chosen thus far. In closing, I want to compare your
website to watching Liberace get dressed. It starts off incredibly gay, but then
somehow, against all odds, it gets even gayer.
Even 'gayer'? Haha, no comment. I don't think there's anymore to
be said. You've definitely earned your spot as Dumbfuck #4.