Dumbfuck #4 - Richard Dunn
I somehow (mistakenly) ended up at your lovely Tamut website. I was
intrigued at first, as I always am when someone decides to express their
opinions, beliefs, and life with the rest of the world. However, I
occasionally come across a website that makes me frown on what people
consider worthy material to express on the web. Not only is content
extremely lacking, but what few content there is contains nothing more than
drunken ramblings about how funny something was, when it is indeed a sad
situation. The fact that you regularly drink just to get drunk is extremely
sad and pathetic, but ever sadder is the fact that you and your friends feel
the need to share it on the web. You might find your drunken stupidity now,
but I imagine it will be somewhat less amusing when you have sex with a man
in a drunken stupor. It is just a matter of time. Here is a concept that is quite
foreign to you: class. Instead of talking about how drunk of a crude idiot you are,
try acting like a real man, a real gentleman. Life isn't about getting
"piss-ass drunk" so as to have a good time in a state of intoxication. That
is just a pathetic way to escape from your pathetic lives. And guess what,
escaping your sad little world will only make things worse in the end.
Furthermore, I would like to comment on your site design and
internet/computer knowledge. Not only is your concept of content and humor
distorted, but your views on design and color are even more warped. All of
your images are extremely overweight in filesize, and this would be okay if
they were thrilling or something special, but they are far from it.
Instead, they are large blocks of red and orange full of ugly white text.
And your header/logo, is that your own building blowing up on the right?
Further concepts of design include your text color and layout. White and
orange on black is, well, interesting, to say the least. Further disturbing
the eyes are the silly bright green rollovers on all your links. Also, upon
examination of your style.css file and the rest of your main html, I have
concluded that you are either a group of monkeys attempting the "thousands
of monkeys on a type writer" trick. Cluttered around your tags and styles
are unnecessary attributes, unheard of tags, and incorrect syntax. There is
something to be said for sobriety when designing a website. Also, I was
surprised to see one of you wants to be an MIS major, well I guess I am not
surprised really. MIS is the type of field where people just "talk the
talk" and only scrape the surface of computers and related topics. The true
people that know what they are doing are digging deep down, where-as you and your
drunk friends are still passing out while just skimming the surface.
In response to your constant slander of specific Texas Universities,
I would like to say that I am going to a University in Texas that I am 100% positive you
would not have been able to get into. The stiff academic, character, and
integrity-demanding requirements are far from anything that any of you could
hold up to. At my school, we laugh at people like you the way you laugh at
people at Texas Tech, which is not a bad school. I am not saying that UT and A&M
are horrible schools, or anything like that. I am just saying that you have no place to
imply every other school in Texas is not as good as UT or A&M.
Thank you for your time, and I hope that you are not in a drunken
state when you read this letter. I would prefer for it to actually register in
your head so that maybe you will better yourselves and stray from the life
style that you have chosen thus far. In closing, I want to compare your
website to watching Liberace get dressed. It starts off incredibly gay, but then
somehow, against all odds, it gets even gayer.
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