Dumbfuck #4 - Richard Dunn

Tamut,
  I somehow (mistakenly) ended up at your lovely Tamut website. I was intrigued at first, as I always am when someone decides to express their opinions, beliefs, and life with the rest of the world. However, I occasionally come across a website that makes me frown on what people consider worthy material to express on the web. Not only is content extremely lacking, but what few content there is contains nothing more than drunken ramblings about how funny something was, when it is indeed a sad situation. The fact that you regularly drink just to get drunk is extremely sad and pathetic, but ever sadder is the fact that you and your friends feel the need to share it on the web. You might find your drunken stupidity now, but I imagine it will be somewhat less amusing when you have sex with a man in a drunken stupor. It is just a matter of time. Here is a concept that is quite foreign to you: class. Instead of talking about how drunk of a crude idiot you are, try acting like a real man, a real gentleman. Life isn't about getting "piss-ass drunk" so as to have a good time in a state of intoxication. That is just a pathetic way to escape from your pathetic lives. And guess what, escaping your sad little world will only make things worse in the end.

Furthermore, I would like to comment on your site design and internet/computer knowledge. Not only is your concept of content and humor distorted, but your views on design and color are even more warped. All of your images are extremely overweight in filesize, and this would be okay if they were thrilling or something special, but they are far from it. Instead, they are large blocks of red and orange full of ugly white text. And your header/logo, is that your own building blowing up on the right? Further concepts of design include your text color and layout. White and orange on black is, well, interesting, to say the least. Further disturbing the eyes are the silly bright green rollovers on all your links. Also, upon examination of your style.css file and the rest of your main html, I have concluded that you are either a group of monkeys attempting the "thousands of monkeys on a type writer" trick. Cluttered around your tags and styles are unnecessary attributes, unheard of tags, and incorrect syntax. There is something to be said for sobriety when designing a website. Also, I was surprised to see one of you wants to be an MIS major, well I guess I am not surprised really. MIS is the type of field where people just "talk the talk" and only scrape the surface of computers and related topics. The true people that know what they are doing are digging deep down, where-as you and your drunk friends are still passing out while just skimming the surface.

In response to your constant slander of specific Texas Universities, I would like to say that I am going to a University in Texas that I am 100% positive you would not have been able to get into. The stiff academic, character, and integrity-demanding requirements are far from anything that any of you could hold up to. At my school, we laugh at people like you the way you laugh at people at Texas Tech, which is not a bad school. I am not saying that UT and A&M are horrible schools, or anything like that. I am just saying that you have no place to imply every other school in Texas is not as good as UT or A&M.

Thank you for your time, and I hope that you are not in a drunken state when you read this letter. I would prefer for it to actually register in your head so that maybe you will better yourselves and stray from the life style that you have chosen thus far. In closing, I want to compare your website to watching Liberace get dressed. It starts off incredibly gay, but then somehow, against all odds, it gets even gayer.

Regards,
Richard