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While I haven't been posting any exciting adventures recently, that certainly doesn't mean exciting adventures haven't been taking place. Just means I've been lazy (lazy Lazy LAZY as some would say). Well about two weeks ago the above pictured group and I decided we'd take off work early and go to the river on a Tuesday. We went to the Comal river instead of the Guadalupe b/c 67 degree water just sounds too cold for now. You can click hereclick here to see the pictures from the river. Not too much craziness there since I didn't think taking my digital camera on the river a real smooth idea. But you can see the really, really drunk girl.
But I ain't done yet.
A couple of days ago we went to the lake for a little Memorial Day partying. Let me tell you, that nothing beats sitting in a float just drinking and being lazy. Though I'm told this really wasn't that big of a crowd for a Memorial Day party at the cove, it sure seemed fun enough for me. Click here to see the pictures.
To hit some random topics. Did you know that the Chicago airport has some crazy lights in their underground connection between terminals. I just thought it was cool.
Oh yea, we also went bowling the other day. Man do I kick ass in bowling. It takes a real champ to shoot way under par the way I did. How many people can say they shot a 62? Only the real champs, that's who.
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Today shall be quite devilish considering that TamUt.com has now been running for 666 days. How have we managed to last this long? I'd say the magic recipe is alcohol, digital cameras, prison-quality crystal meth, stupid LCC students with e-mail access, and a little help from JohnnyCash.
Since the last poll was up for many fortnights, I figured it was time for a change. According to these results, slightly more guys would kiss a male friend to see two really hot chicks makeout in their underwear. That's a tough call, and we figured it would be close. I am sure a few more people would've voted "Yes" if they knew how hot the chicks that this poll was made about are. The new poll is a pretty standard one. After about a week of this one, I'll make sure and come up with something a little more clever and possibly including a double entendre.
By the way, the pic above is from my last party night in CS. We had a decent amount of people over considering most people had left town. As John Lee Hooker would've wanted, I got to drink one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. And as always, a token freshman had to show up. I would've had these pics up a lot sooner, but I forgot my dig cam in CS. Props to Sexual Chocolate for bringing my cam back.
And finally since I haven't posted in a while, I never got to say congratulations to Jess in internet form for graduating from UT last Friday.
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Ok, I know it has been a week since I last posted, but I have got some things accomplished. I shall put them in list form:
1. I finished my final examinations at Texas A&M University.
2. I moved my stuff from CS to A-town.
3. I finally organized my Simpsons collection and downloaded any episodes I didn't have. I now have all of the episodes on my computer. Be jealous, be very jealous.
4. I got a small role in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.
I also got some post-finals partying done, but the pictures from that will be up later. I forgot my dig cam in CS, but it will be delivered via Jen Express this weekend. By the way, the picture above is from Kristin's 21st. Unfortunately, that is the only pic I got from that night. I had a lot of th(dr)inking to do that night. I am just glad that I finally snapped a good shot of someone spitting fire. And speaking of spitting fire, Sarah sent in this pic of her boyfriend blowing fire.
And finally, jeers to the people at Aggieland Tattoo who decided to change their sign. For a while, their sign said "Yoda says I'd pimp my sister for a tattoo." When I finally got up there with a camera to take a picture of it, I discover they have changed it to "Hullaballoo Tattoo Tattoo." I still think the first one is a lot funnier, but I guess George Lucas' lawyers got on their ass.
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Got an interesting e-mail that i figured i could share
Hello there,
This is the author of Rant against Rants. My name is Shea Trantham and boy
howdy is my girlfriend Martha May pissed at me. The rant came out of her
hotmail account but she is certainly not the author. I am. I'm also the
author of My Drunk Story (the one about kidnap to Hondo, Texas). So, if you
could kindly change the name Martha May to Shea Trantham at the end of the
rant against rants, I would be ever so pleased and maybe then my girlfriend
will give me back my balls.
Thank you and good day,
Shea Trantham
My response:
Well boy howdy, tell her to give your balls back, it's changed.
- Webmaster
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Since I have been busy with finals, I have had little time to post. However, I feel I must provide the readers with interesting material to distract them from studying. And if you are a man, I have just the interesting material for you. A couple of weeks ago, Princess Erin and some friends decided to have a girls night in. Although they were sober, it turned into a night of taking pictures of either in their "lesbian hooker bikini" attire. Although none of the other girls would consent to having their pics on the internet, Princess Erin was nice enough to send me the pic above, and this one. Of course, I got to see them all. Cha ching.
I finally changed the poll. It comes from a story, and I shall assign smooth aliases to each person to make the storytelling easier.
CK: |
my friend |
Chesty LaRue: |
my friend's roomie |
Dirk Diggler: |
my friend's roomie's boyfriend |
Ron Jeremy: |
my friend's roomie's boyfriend's friend |
After some drinks, Dirk wants Chesty and CK to kiss, but they are unwilling. However, CK and Chesty agree to make out in their underwear if Dirk and Ron will kiss once. Dirk and Ron refuse, and CK and Chesty don't make out in their underwear. After hearing this, I felt obligated to make a poll to find out what the masses would have done. Keep in mind that Ron and Dirk are good friends, and that CK and Chesty are very, very, very hot.
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It seems like this last week has just been a string of 21st b-days, and tonight will be no different as we take the entourage to Houston for Kristin's 21st. The pic above is from Thomas' 21st. Good times were had despite the fact some guys wanted to rumble over some of my drunken comments. On that note, if anyone knows this girl, feel free to apologize to her on my behalf. Anyways, drunk on a Tuesday before a dead day is always fun, especially when you and your roomie again get to assert your dominance of 42 over the opposition. And when the b-day guy passes out, it is always a good idea to stack bottles on him and take pictures. The rest of the pictures can be found here.
P.S. Someone tell Marc that there isn't a girl here.
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