Old Posts - January 2001

	Tuesday Jan 30th 5:10pm by Brian -

Freaky Friday servers de mu Due to popular demand, there will be another party at The Bar this Friday. Jolie and Katy, the girls above, have suggested that this party have the theme, Freaky Friday. Look at them. How can I turn them down? So, basically, find your craziest, most mistmatched clothes and bust them out for this weekend. If the cops bust us up, I will just tell them that we are watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show as a group. They won't bother us after that. In the words of Jolie and Katy, "We are excited about Freaky Friday!!! Every body get Mixed up and F***ed up!!!!"

Marc has blessed TamUt.com with one of the coolest things ever. Last Saturday, he brought his digital video camera to the party to do a little recording. Now, he has taken that raw recording and made one, kick ass music video. Jolie is the self-proclaimed star of it. I would've starred in it, but too much video exposure violates my contract with a low budget adult film company. Click here to go watch it.

I've discovered a new sport over this past weekend. It's called "Drunken IM's and Emails". I stumbled across this great new sport when my roommate and I returned home after a hard night's worth of drinking and ended up on our computers. I know this happends to all college students across the U.S. Many people over-look this sport calling it "Stupidity." I'm sure those are the same fools that will very much enjoy, the debut Drunken IM.

While cleaning my place, I found some nice drunken writings on a couple pieces of paper on the top of the bar. I have no idea who wrote them, but I doubt anyone will claim them after I post them. One piece of paper has a funny quote on it. The other piece of paper had several math equations. I never saw the connection between simple derivatives and intoxication, but I guess there is one. Unfortunately, the person fucked up one of the equations. Even drunk, I can write down the quadratic equation correctly. They made us memorize it in 8th grade, and I never forgot it. Well, click here to take a look at them.

Well we partied pretty good in Austin this weekend as well. The only thing is that I didn't get a ton of pictures for on reason or another (in clubs or at parties where I don't know many people and don't want to chase them with a camera). Only picture worth putting up is my friends and I chilling at Fat Tuesdays. It really was a coincidence that we were all wearing black. We weren't trying to organize some Nsucks group here. Speaking of which, I lost the rest of the little amount of respect I had for Aerosmith after that shitty half-time show with Nsucks (props to the 'half-time coordinator' on the show for coming up with that word). Honestly though, the entire show blew big time. I'm also disappointed in the commercials. Whatever happened to the Bud Bowl? And those catchy internet commercials. Back in my day, they had good commercials for the Super Bowl, and that's the way we liked it! Enough ranting, it's time for sleep.

For all of you at The Bar both nights, you know that this weekend kicked some major ass. We polished off two kegs. We all met tons of new people(including the ever hot Jolie). We didn't let the man(the College Station Gestapo in this case) get us down. The Bar didn't catch fire. Dave sprained his ankle badly. Lindsay learned of her total lack of tolerance. We met a girl that made an assistant crack whore look good. We saw that AJ can kick some ass in drunken football. And best of all, most of it was captured on the digital camera. Click here to check out all of this weekend's fun.

I wasn't the only one who got pic's of this weekend. Check out two other people's perspectives:
Marc's Site
AJ's Pictures

Last night was a pretty damn good party. I will get all of the pics up sometime today, but I will be quite busy cleaning up this mess. I think the Box Social reached about 50 people at it's pinnacle. Good times.

They're spreading everywhere!

I forgot I even took a picture of this bum. I was looking through my archive of digital pictures and can't believe I didn't post this. All the partying over the break must have distracted me. Anyway, I can't believe Tech is spreading their bums all over Texas. It's never really a big deal until you see one in your home town. I wonder how he got into our town anyway. Arlington isn't a a big city, it's a nice suburb. I thought they had gates with gaurds to prevent them from getting in. No wait, they don't. Oh well.

On an unrelated note, I'll be doing some big partying in Austin tonight as well. So we will both have some drunken stories and pictures to post later this weekend. Until then, enjoy the funny-looking bum and get some partying in!

A party isn't really a true party until you bust out the 1928 lingo and call it a "Box Social." I hope you all get the Simpsons reference. So, what will be the best thing about tonight's Box Social? The fact that I am not having to pay for it all myself? The many hot women who will be in attendance? The fact that one of those hot women is Kate? All the alcohol that will be present? The electric shocking device I will attach to Eric's genitals to prevent him from changing my away messages? Those are all great but so wrong. The best thing about this Box Social is that Senator Cody Wayne Maxwell Powell shall journey from Trinity University to spread his special brand of mayhem across the Bryan/College Station area. I already foresee use raising our snifters of Port(scooner sized Crown and Cokes) to deceased rock stars. Good times.

As of now, TamUt.com has been viewed in over 30 countries, but now it was been viewed and approved by the true experts, DJ's at rock 'n roll stations in Texas. Here are a few thoughts and ideas from a few well known DJ's.

"dude i love this website!!!"
-Chaz, 97.1 the Eagle, Dallas

"Finally, a forum for drunken college students...can't wait for Stoners.com!"
-Roxanne Rolls, 92.1, College Station

On a less important note, I finally fixed all the Old Post Archives to comply with the new format. Check it out if you want to see what the post were like back in the day(a few months ago).

Scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the findings, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

I Love Having Hot Friends

Ah, it's times like these when I am grateful for having hot friends and The Bar. Even though clubbing on a Wednesday night seems unappealing to me, that doesn't stop me from offering my bar services to my female friends before they go out. And damn, I am glad I did tonight. It seems that the girls just had this unofficial "who can take the kinkiest picture" contest at my house. Well, it's not like I can complain about that. The pic above was one of the better ones from the evening. Kate, the one on the far left, should get an award of some kind for that pose. Plus, she is just incredibly hot, and I believe she deserves an award for that also.

Good lord, I have not posted in about 4 days. I must just be that lazy. As some of you may have heard, we have been working out an alliance with Drunkatcollege.com Basically, it is a way to centralize the nation's most powerful party sites. We hope to get other campuses nationwide to join in. We have contributed a few galleries to Drunkatcollege.com so far. Most notably, I created the Chicks Kissing Gallery. I am sure you all will enjoy that...well, the guys at least.

Well I added the story from the night to the latest pics page. Above you can see a picture of us playing "Mushroom." Go to the page to learn about the rules if you don't know them already. The story defintely adds to the pics. Go check it out.

This is a picture of my boys Stas and Omar. I had a couple of girls comment about all the girls kissing all the time so I figured I could put some cool guys up for the few women that visit TamUt on a regular basis.

I got the pics page done finally. Well actually it's not done, I just have the pictures up. I am going to add the story to go along with the pictures so that you get the full effect. But the pictures by themselves say a lot. The pics page has both Friday and Saturday night's parties.

Well I haven't had time to post all the pictures from the last two nights. But I did figure you should at least see one good picture. Like Brian said before, we aren't trying to make TamUt a lesbian show palace. We just enjoy good photography. I should get the pics up tomorrow afternoon. My first day back at work and I'm sure I'll have plenty of free time to resize all the pics and put them up.

Sorry about the excessive amount of cussing in the last post. Obviously I was hammered. But I definitely did have a damn good time last night. I got a ton of pics that I will post later on when I resize them and create the page for it. I'll post about yesterday afternoon first. Oh I'll put the pictures from Friday night's partying up on that page also.

Yesterday afternoon I went out to the UT - Baylor basketball game with my friends pictured above. I'm not really a fan of basketball at all, but I do have to say that 1.) it was a good game to watch with the overtime and all and 2.) we should of pounded the shit of of Baylor rather than winning in OT. We all then went to go see Snatch (awful home page), but they weren't playing within 2 hours of the time that we got there so somehow I got dragged into seeing Save the Last Dance (much better page). I figured I would just catch up on my sleep and pay $5 doing it. But it was barely entertaining enough open my eyes every ten minutes or so. Total chick flick. Guys if you can help it don't get suckered into seeing the movie like I did.

Danm I got fucking dsrunk tonight. I hope you can undersand this writeign b/c I fucking toasstewd. I hope you all has ass mch fun as I did tonight bc I hassd a fucking time of my fucking life tonight. I took a ton of pictures that will be up tomorrow somtime. You all get some sleepp. I'm goint o pass out like a motherfuckr.

The pics from last night are posted here. Amen to digital cameras.

Drunken Handstands

There can't be enough said about having really hot former gymnasts come to your parties. It seems that Kate and Erin really wanted to do simultaneous handstands, but it just didn't work so well. I will have the rest of the pics posted later. Good times.

I had some good fun tonight. Took some pics that i'll get up tomorrow or so and learned a new drinking game. A real fun one too. Called "mushroom." It's kind of like Circle of Death. I'll explain it tomorrow. Hope you all partied hard tonight.

Well I will have to agree with Brian on the damn 8's. I have an 8 TTH and already slept through it and most of my 9:30 this morning. Working hard from the start, that's the way I do it. Oh well, at least I don't have any MWF classes.

Well we slowly getting back into the grove of doing cool shit everyday or finding interestin stuff to post. This weekend we both will be doing some big partying and we now both have digital cameras to get it all on film. I'm sure we'll have some crazy stories to go along with it also. But for now I'm just going to point out a cool story if you haven't read it yet. It's the good old story of me going to a country bar, which pretty much explains why I don't go to country bars anymore.

After 14 years of making kick ass music with Metallica, Jason Newsted is leaving the band. He gave his reasons for leaving in a press release. No candidates for Jason's replacement have been announced. My opion- I think they should pull Lemmy out of Motorhead to encourage James not to take the band down the wrong path. I don't think any of us wants to see another album even resembling Load or ReLoad.

Since I am discussing the downfall of Metallica, I think that should be the subject of the new poll. The last poll showed that the best part about the start of a semester is hot girls/guys that you haven't seen before.

For this semester, I will have an 8 o'clock class every, single day. While that does suck, it leaves a lot of napping time for me. However, because of those 8's, I am staying in tonight instead of going clubbing. There is just something unappealing about going to Geology at 8am hungover. So, I shall hold off on my clubbing until Friday. The only thing bad about not going tonight is missing a chance to work the dance groove with the ever gorgeous Kate. Oh well, I can wait until Friday.

Well, A&M lost to Texas tonight in basketball, 76-58. This was no surprise considering that Texas has a superior basketball program. The one was surprise was that we were leading at halftime.

For those of you that love reading about dipshit Tech students, make sure and check out this article that was on the front page of today's Battalion.

Well we're all back in class now and it's about time we pick up the pace here at TamUt. I've only been at UT for 36 hours and have been busy going to class and unpacking. I did get some good partying in last weekend. Went out Saturday to Area 51. That was fun and all, but it's cool for so long when everyone else is on X and I'm just drunk. So at about 4 I headed back to ol' Richardson for some more partying. We ended up partying until about 8am. Then for some stupid-ass reason people decided to wake up at 11. Above you can see John going nutz really early in the morning and poking a sleeping drunk in the ass with a mag light. But I guess it's good for a laugh. Time for some sleep.

Oh yea, you guys need to start sending some fucking rants and drunk stories in. I know you have some good shit that we all could enjoy. Send them to the Typing Monkey.

I hope everyone enjoys their first day of classes. I will surely enjoy that nice 8am Geology class, my only class of the day. I really have to set a better schedule than that. I put up a new poll since that old poll had been up for a while. Out of 900+ votes, about 95% of the people said that they would not let their child attend LCC. If anyone has any interesting stories about their first day of classes, feel free to send them to typingmonkey@tamut.com. I am just hoping to get a syllabus and then get back home for some sleep.

Catch Up Posts

After my extended break from the page, I have risen to post again. Above is a pic from the January 12th Double Trouble concert at the Austin Music Hall. The pic maybe blurry, but it is a pic of Susan Tedeschi doing a cover of "Rock and Roll" by Led Zeppelin(of course). Why did I put a blurry pic of her on the page? Because she has to be one of the hottest musicians that