Drunken IM/Email #1

bigwave13 (5:14:35 AM): what the fuck is an away message doing up onyour stupdd commputer
muysexy007 (5:14:40 AM): bitch
bigwave13 (5:14:51 AM): butch
muysexy007 (5:14:52 AM): biznatch
bigwave13 (5:15:01 AM): fuck nut of a merica
muysexy007 (5:15:02 AM): slut
bigwave13 (5:15:10 AM): slut ho
muysexy007 (5:15:18 AM): shit of shit
bigwave13 (5:15:27 AM): bitch of bitch
muysexy007 (5:15:30 AM): [pile of shit that I shitteid out this morning
bigwave13 (5:15:43 AM): god forbid
muysexy007 (5:15:51 AM): do you rememter that pile of shitfrom this morning
muysexy007 (5:15:56 AM): that'=s you
muysexy007 (5:16:14 AM): you smelled good
muysexy007 (5:16:34 AM): i'll give you a courtesy flush
bigwave13 (5:16:51 AM): you know what, you go and sit on your stupid ass toilet
muysexy007 (5:16:56 AM): IU'll courtesy flsuh you down the toilet
bigwave13 (5:16:57 AM): for the next millenium
bigwave13 (5:17:03 AM): and I'll be just fine

Note: Our computers are 3 feet apart.