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Old Posts - October 2000

Old Posts - October 2000

Tuesday Oct 31st 6:50pm by Matt - E-mail Matt IM Matt

Well it's Halloween night and what does Matt get to do? Work, polish up a presentation that's due tomorrow, and study for an ECO that's tomorrow. Fun Fun. More power to Brian with the keg. Party enough for me too.

I did submit the pictures to the photo place. Hopefully it'll be done by Thursday (yawn). Note to self: NEVER forget the digital camera when going ANYWHERE.

Tuesday Oct 31st 4:00pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

Ok, I found a site for a group that actually only meets to play 42 and drink. Sure, this sounds like a good idea, but they charge membership fees. What the hell is that? Since when do you need to be a member of an organization to do stuff that everyone does with their friends anyways. Also, these guys don't seem to be getting much play at all. This is the first evidence of some kind of alliance amongst the pussy-starved freshmen who could really use a warm cup of sex(props to Jen at The Rag for coming up with those terms). Well, if you wish to see these people's site and get a good laugh for the day, just click here.

Tuesday Oct 31st 12:00pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

Happy Halloween

I hope everyone has plans to have a great Halloween tonight. For those of you who are short for your age, you should go and collect candy for you and all of your friends. It is your duty. Otherwise, you should go to a haunted house or a party of some sort. Unfortunately, some people won't be able to enjoy their Halloween because of extreme illness. If you have a little extra time available, please IM these people and wish them well.
Click Here to IM Ashley
Click Here to IM Molly
Click Here to IM Sarah

Monday Oct 30th 8:55pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

On A Mission

This weekend's party left us with an abundance of Shiner Bock. I don't see this as a problem. Instead, I see this as a challenge that must be met by having people over each night this week while also making it to every class and completing all assigments. I shall either complete this mission or die trying. If you would like to join me in this quest, just drop on by. If you don't know where I live, then click here and ask me.

Monday Oct 30th 7:35am by Matt - E-mail Matt IM Matt

I don't know about the rest of you but I think I have reached the pinnacle of laziness. I realized this when I just laid to go to sleep last night. My roommate came in from doing laundry and crashed as well. I noticed that the door was open a good 3-4 inches. I told him he left the door open. He growned and said he's not getting up to close it. I said I am damn sure not getting up to close it either. So we just slept last night with our front door in our room open. Hell, it saves us from having to turn the knob to open it up in to morning.

I then started thinking how lazy that really was and if I am that bad all the time now. The answer is: Yes, I really am that lazy. Here are some examples.

Instead of just being disappointed (or enthused) about the escalators being turned off, I just get angry. What that hell is someone thinking when they turn the bastards off?! My assumption is that some kid got scared of the thing and hit the emergency switch off. Some parent, I don't care which one, SOME parent needs to teach that kid to fear AND RESPECT that escalator. (props Dan and Cody).

My next conclusion came from the fact that before today, I had not been to my ECO class in 3 weeks. I have a test this Wednesday in there so I figured I could at least show up for one day of class before then. The last conclusion was with elevators and stairs. Rather than take any set of stairs I take the elevator, even if it's just one floor. If I ever do that the stairs, that is considered my workout for the week. Also when I go to a set of doors, I always aim for the handicapped doors that open by pushing a button. That saves the effort of having to push the door open.

So I should say I could not really get any more lazy. I think it is time to start changing. Maybe I'll go to ECO class (but probably not), open doors myself, and go up and down stairs for at least one flight. Also I'm going to try to get more work done here on the site. I've just been so damn busy and lazy lately that I don't do much of anything.

Sunday Oct 29th 10:45pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

I stumbled across some random UT chick's website and saw some good pics on there. Using the "legal" power of implied consent, I posted those pics on our Submitted Party Pics page. Feel free to check them out.

Sunday Oct 29th 7:10pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

I have added some more pics to the Funny Pics page. Make sure and check those out. Also, a previous post was accidentally deleted, and so I shall put the jist of it here:

I am sure all of your have gotten some random, crazy IMs at one point or another. Jen at The Rag surely got a crazy IM that everyone deserves to see. Click here to read the craziness.

Sunday Oct 29th 12:32pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

Sorry about the delay in the Homerism posting. I threw a party last night, and I had more important things to tend to than posting a new Homerism. The party sure did kick some ass. The pics from it shall be up as soon as they are developed and scanned. They would be up today if Matt wouldn't have forgotten to bring his dig cam.

And even though everyone knows, I must post that the Fightin' Texas Aggies defeated the 8th ranked Kansas State Wildcats, 26-10. You damn right. A-A-A-A-A!!!

Sunday Oct 29th 10:05am by Matt - E-mail Matt IM Matt

Well since I'm a dumbass and forgot to bring my digtal camera to A&M this is the only picture I have digital right now. But never fear, we did go buy disposable cameras and take pictures with those. Had to waste 30 fucking dollars buying them and 3 days waiting to get them developed though. The pictures will be up eventually.

All in all it was a pretty good time. A keg and a bunch of liquor made for many drunk people. But I think everyone went for drinks custom made by our bartender Damon rather than just the keg beer, so there's enough beer left for a whole 'nother party. Good luck to Brian and Damon to finishing that bad boy off.

You can expect the whole party write-up later this week. But for now it's time to go back to sleep. Praise the Lord for the extra hour of sleep!

Saturday Oct 28th 10:55am by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

Party Tonight

Well, tonight is the closest weekend night to Halloween, so everyone better be doing some good Halloween style partying. If you aren't partying tonight, then you should be. If you don't know of a party, then click here and then IM one of the webmasters. We might just tell you of a good party. Also, good luck to the Fightin' Texas Aggie Football Team as they look to beat the ever livin', ever lovin' hell out of K-State. And as long as hell doesn't freeze over in Austin, it looks as if UT shall kick some Baylor ass.

Friday Oct 27th 2:35pm by Matt - E-mail Matt IM Matt

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I was just looking through the Austin 10/21 Pics Page and kept wondering why the hell it looks like I have a bright red mouth. As far as I could remember Brian was the only person we put lipstick on. But I just remembered someone gave me a Fruit by the Foot. Note to self: Don't eat a cherry Fruit by the Foot before taking pictues.

Thursday Oct 26th 10:25pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

Emergency Poll!

I had to take down the previous poll because a new poll was needed immediately. As expected, Crown Royal beat out Jack Daniel's. Now, it is time for everyone to vote in this poll which is much more important. It maybe the most important questions ever. I expect a landslide victory in this poll by the logical answer. Enough about the poll...you need to vote.

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Thursday Oct 26th 5:00pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

Petus Doesn't Lie

I am sure ready to see what costume Petus is going to unveil this year. The above pictures speak for themselves and show one of Pete's previous costumes. If you want to see his costume for this year, then I suggest you party with us. You can go here to get our IM names and get more details from us.

Thursday Oct 26th 1:35am by Matt - E-mail Matt IM Matt

Well rumor has it our friend Pete has a damn good costume for halloween. I don't think he's releasing what it is until Saturday though. I'll really be looking forward to it though. I know I can't top his costume but I'm thinking I'm going to be a hobo. I know I can do this one good. But we'll see how good it actually turns out.

So it turns out this Saturday is going to be a halloween costume night. Didn't really plan in it, but that's just how it's going to be. If you're partying at A&M with us on Saturday, start thinking now for a costume. If you don't know what we're doing, IM one of us. Go to the webmasters page to get those IM names to find out what's really going down.

Try if you want to catch up on the mascot poll. You have a half million votes to go!

I have to say, good God we have a lot of jokes. I've never really read through them so I looked at a couple today. They are all pretty damn funny. If you have a couple minutes of spare time, yes we all do, go check them out.

Wednesday Oct 25th 9:40pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

I guess the jokes mailbox just never empties since Jokes Archive #10 is now up. I have also added a couple more pics to the Funny Pics page. Also, don't forget to send your jokes to jokes@tamut.com if you think you they are funny enough.

Wednesday Oct 25th 6:30pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

The new poll is up. I think the results of this poll are more important than any either poll being taken now. I am quite sure of it. Hell, I invented polls, and so you better all vote in this internet poll. By the way, I invented the internet also.

Also, make sure and go to Big 12 Sports and vote for Reveille as the best mascot in the Big 12. Note: If you click "Vote" a bunch of times in succession, it will count each one. Sure, it is cheating, but I really doubt that over a million people went to that site to vote for Bevo.

In addition, I really like when we look at our counter stats and see hits coming from the A&M Math department. I wonder what prof was checking out the site. Also, I like seeing hits from Texas A&M labs. I am proud to know that TamUt.com is more exciting than any lab could ever be.

Tuesday Oct 24th 4:05pm by Matt - E-mail Matt IM Matt

Pics are up

Drunken Webmasters

Well I finally sat down and spent the time to write out the story from Saturday night and edit, crop, and balance the pictures that go along with it. As you can see we are good and toasted in that picture. It was a crazy night. Some of the away messages that somehow managed to get on my IM were

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Don't ask me what those mean. Needless to say it was a crazy night. Go check it out . It's a damn good story and set of pictures. Finally I put my digital camera to good use WITHOUT erasing the damn pictures. I'm sure we will have similar pictures from this weekend. I think we'll be partying in A&M this weekend.

Tuesday Oct 24th 2:00pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

I have posted yet another Jokes Archive. Jokes Archive #9 has a lot of good sex jokes, and so I suggest everyone check it out. Also, more pics have been added to the Funny Pics page. It has some cool Pimp Products, and so y'all better check those out as well.

Tuesday Oct 24th 10:30am by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

Sorry for the delay in the posting of the Homerisms. I had to do a Chem lab that was due at midnight, and as of 11PM, I was taking a nap. I am now starting to have the Homerisms ready well in advance. Well, I slept through my only class of the day, and so I should probably go do some kind of work. The pics from this weekend should be up sometime today. Also, make sure and read Paul's post for today on The Daily Glitch. In addition, go check out American Jackass. They have some really good stuff in the "randomness" section.

Monday Oct 23rd 8:05pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

TamUt.com always is looking to make an impact on the lives of the people who visit our site. It seems that the efforts of Matt and me impacted the life of my Chem lab partner. While intoxicated and about to urinate, he remembered a previous TamUt.com poll and then proceeded to experiment with his own personal distance. I am glad we have affected the life of another young man.

On a totally unrelated note, Steve from Baylor has informed me that Alisa, his girlfriend's roommate, has never had a boyfriend. The Baylor guys need to get a clue and discover this absolutely sweet and very cute girl. Maybe the Baylor guys are intimidated by her towering height(a giant 4'8") or her natural gambling abilities(no joke...she is a natural at poker). But if she does continue to go undiscovered, I may have to make some poorly rationalized to Waco.

Monday Oct 23rd 1:35am by Matt - E-mail Matt IM Matt

Damn I look drunk in that picture. Drunk enough that I really don't need those next two shots I'm about to take. Oh well, I paid the price for it today. I have to get some class work done. We will post all the pics along with the story that goes with them as soon as we have the time.

Sunday Oct 22nd 10:50pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

Double Shots!!!

Double Shots

I am working dilligently(eh, kinda) on getting the pics from last night up. Here is a pic from last night which features Matt and I taking shots 11 and 12 and Sarah taking her 9th. This is the point referred to as "If I wouldn't have done that, I would've been ok."

Sunday Oct 22nd 8:40pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

Well, it seems that the technique that I used to try to get Sarah to give me head has been used by another. Paul at The Glitch is trying to get a girl to go out with him. I think he is using my method in a little bit more of a realistic manner. Well, regardless of that, go to The Glitch and support Paul's cause. Maybe he will enjoy more success than I did.

Sunday Oct 22nd 9:30am by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

Tequila is our friend. Basically, four of us split a bottle of Cuervo, and so last night was a good night...for some of us. We were supposed to hit a party, but the chick throwing it didn't anticipate us being drunk by 10PM. Hence, we had all lost the ability to drive by the time that party was kickin'. Well, it happens. The good thing is that no one died or was arrested. You can't beat that. Well, it is time to rest up a little more before my drive back to CS. Some good pics shall be posted later...when Matt is awake.

Saturday Oct 21st 9:35pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian
Drunk at Taco C

Well it's really early and we're already feeling damn good. As you can see, Matt's drunk ass is eating his tortilla inside out first at Taco C. Just before Matt lost a bet. The fan blade got in the way damnit! Where else would you go after drinking? Taco C! Now it's time to really go out and party.

Saturday Oct 21st 6:05pm by Matt - E-mail Matt IM Matt
Getting the Drink on

Well we figured we'd put up a picture of us before we got trashed. Here we are doing the honorary tequila shot to start the night off. Figured we'd get it started off right. We might post another picture later tonight if I don't get too drunk. Give me a call on my cell phone or IM me . Later.

Saturday Oct 21st 1:45pm by Brian - E-mail Brian IM Brian

It is about time for me to head out to Austin in search of truth, reason, and drunken debauchery. Eric has provided us with yet another great submission, and so you better go read his rant on organized religion. I am sure Eric will get many responses from that one, but it is truly great. Now, it is time to party...yes, I know it is 1:45PM.

Saturday Oct 21st 11:15am by Matt - E-mail Matt