I decided that one picture just wasn't enough to explain the whole night of what we did one my friend Jon. Here's the whole story:

The first test of consciousness	Jon gets mowed by a tractor while Matt sings lullabies into the speaker	Dan experiments how well Jon works as a trampoline	Matt continues with the serenade	We let Jon take the mic and piano but we guess he wasn't in the mood to play
We thought that Jon would sleep better if he was guarded by stuffed animals	Jon has a bad habit of sucking his thumb (only when he's passed out)	... and picking his nose	Jon meets Ken	Jon MEETS Ken
Ken goes for a ride	Ken shows Jon what's up, ties him up with Saran Wrap	We help out. Drag him onto the floor and roll him up in wrap	Jon later said his favorite part was the stuffed animal between his legs	Is this consciousness?
Ha, no.	No explaination needed	Can Jon break free of his Saran Wrap ties?	Not before we throw him in the back of Brian's truck	He's now 1/4th conscious. Singing bad karaoke at an unknown house