Drunken IM/Email #9

Whoop04Bass: i am fucked up
ClassOf2000Rocks: me too
Whoop04Bass: awesomee
Whoop04Bass: i havea fbeen at ahte chicken
ClassOf2000Rocks: oh really?
Whoop04Bass: yeas
ClassOf2000Rocks: that's awesome
ClassOf2000Rocks: why on a monday?
Whoop04Bass: cause
ClassOf2000Rocks: good reason!!
ClassOf2000Rocks: lol
Whoop04Bass: truee
ClassOf2000Rocks: Isn't college wonderful?
ClassOf2000Rocks: lol
Whoop04Bass: true
ClassOf2000Rocks: what all did you drink
Whoop04Bass: lots of lone star light
ClassOf2000Rocks: lol...how much?
Whoop04Bass: too much
ClassOf2000Rocks: lol
Whoop04Bass: fucka
Whoop04Bass: i needs pussssy , who do ya ou know
ClassOf2000Rocks: I thought you had a chick
ClassOf2000Rocks: call her up
Whoop04Bass: i do... she i as asleeep
ClassOf2000Rocks: I'm sure she wouldn't mind
Whoop04Bass: to fina my pulsatring dick in her??
ClassOf2000Rocks: LOL
Whoop04Bass: i fwould feeal bad
Whoop04Bass: who dammita
ClassOf2000Rocks: hmmmmmmmmm
ClassOf2000Rocks: your hand is sounding pretty good about now eh?
Whoop04Bass: no no fuck
ClassOf2000Rocks: exactly....you aren't getting any tonight
ClassOf2000Rocks: sorry sweetie
Whoop04Bass: dammmmmitas
ClassOf2000Rocks: I sowwee......hey, if you wanna swing the other way, there's always your rommie
ClassOf2000Rocks: lol....jk
Whoop04Bass: fuck you
ClassOf2000Rocks: grrrrrrr
Whoop04Bass: grrrrrrr
Whoop04Bass: that was a compliemetn
ClassOf2000Rocks: oh so you are saying you want to huh?
Whoop04Bass: hell no bithca
ClassOf2000Rocks: no.....do me slut
Whoop04Bass: alrighat
ClassOf2000Rocks: alright?
Whoop04Bass: if i caould get aup now
Whoop04Bass: shits... i am so fauckign drunks i meithg t not get it up
ClassOf2000Rocks: lol....too drunk to get some?
ClassOf2000Rocks: lol
ClassOf2000Rocks: I sowwy
Whoop04Bass: true
ClassOf2000Rocks: hmmmm.....so how are ya feeling
Whoop04Bass: nopbody in his raight mind would have lieft her
ClassOf2000Rocks: left who?
Whoop04Bass: i don't know
ClassOf2000Rocks: did you leave her?
ClassOf2000Rocks: lol
Whoop04Bass: ture
ClassOf2000Rocks: uh huh
ClassOf2000Rocks: yep
Whoop04Bass: true
ClassOf2000Rocks: I am so tired
Whoop04Bass: i'm not
ClassOf2000Rocks: surprisingly enough
Whoop04Bass: ture
Whoop04Bass: need slab
Whoop04Bass: p8ussy
Whoop04Bass: twat
ClassOf2000Rocks: and you are gonna be in class tomorrow
Whoop04Bass: tuna
Whoop04Bass: name it
Whoop04Bass: true
Whoop04Bass: yes
ClassOf2000Rocks: name it?
Whoop04Bass: pussy
Whoop04Bass: it could abe balack
ClassOf2000Rocks: does your dick have a name?
Whoop04Bass: alan
ClassOf2000Rocks: lol
Whoop04Bass: 's daick
Whoop04Bass: it is pulsatinag big
ClassOf2000Rocks: ooooh.....yikes...scarey thought
ClassOf2000Rocks: scary
Whoop04Bass: scary????????????
Whoop04Bass: no, nice
ClassOf2000Rocks: no scary......like AHHHHHHH scary
Whoop04Bass: no no
ClassOf2000Rocks: ou should strip down and take pics....that would be cool
Whoop04Bass: awesome
ClassOf2000Rocks: too bad you don't have a web cam
ClassOf2000Rocks: we could get some pics for my page
Whoop04Bass: i knowaa. i couldstirp rofr youa
ClassOf2000Rocks: yep
Whoop04Bass signed off at 1:39:23 AM.
Whoop04Bass signed on at 1:39:43 AM.
ClassOf2000Rocks: hit the wrong key?
Whoop04Bass: teu
Whoop04Bass: true
ClassOf2000Rocks: what's the deal with the true stuff?
ClassOf2000Rocks: it's annoying
Whoop04Bass: don'at nokw
ClassOf2000Rocks: lol.....think of another word. Like, everytime you agree with me, say Alan sucks
Whoop04Bass: no
ClassOf2000Rocks: why not?
ClassOf2000Rocks: that would be so cool
Whoop04Bass: bc i dont'a t
ClassOf2000Rocks: ok. Well, then you can say Princess Lindsay is awesome
Whoop04Bass: pricness lindasy is awesome
ClassOf2000Rocks: thank ya :o)
Whoop04Bass: true
ClassOf2000Rocks: nooooooooooo...not true.....Princess Lindsay is awesome!
Whoop04Bass: true
ClassOf2000Rocks: nooooooooooooooooooo
ClassOf2000Rocks: bad Alan
ClassOf2000Rocks: no no
Whoop04Bass: yess
Whoop04Bass: s
Whoop04Bass: s
Whoop04Bass: s
Whoop04Bass: s
Whoop04Bass: s
Whoop04Bass: ss
Whoop04Bass: s
Whoop04Bass: s
ClassOf2000Rocks: nooooooooooooooo
ClassOf2000Rocks: o
ClassOf2000Rocks: o
ClassOf2000Rocks: oo
Whoop04Bass: ssyes
Whoop04Bass: fuck yes
Whoop04Bass: i need wet psuadsy
ClassOf2000Rocks: blah blah blah pussy blah blah blah
Whoop04Bass: pussy
Whoop04Bass: spussy
Whoop04Bass: syspssyy
Whoop04Bass: pussy
Whoop04Bass: pussys
Whoop04Bass: spsysys
Whoop04Bass: yes
Whoop04Bass: yes
Whoop04Bass: syes
ClassOf2000Rocks: I'm gonna get you a blow up doll
ClassOf2000Rocks: that would be so cool
Whoop04Bass: noooonooooo
Whoop04Bass: fuck hat
ClassOf2000Rocks: hmmm....none or a blow up doll...hmmmm
ClassOf2000Rocks: weig your ptions buddy
ClassOf2000Rocks: options
Whoop04Bass: nonee amothe rafucker
Whoop04Bass: i need awwet stuff
ClassOf2000Rocks: ugh...then you aren't desperate enough for me
ClassOf2000Rocks: lol
ClassOf2000Rocks: I am off to bed....the Vicodin is winning the war
Whoop04Bass: shit
Whoop04Bass: fuck
Whoop04Bass: can i
Whoop04Bass: haha
ClassOf2000Rocks: you wanna have sex with me?
Whoop04Bass: who doesna't
ClassOf2000Rocks: hmmmm
ClassOf2000Rocks: girls....thank God
Whoop04Bass: true
ClassOf2000Rocks: ok babe, go to bed and wake up refreshed in the morning
Whoop04Bass: true
ClassOf2000Rocks: goodnight
Whoop04Bass: go dmorning
ClassOf2000Rocks: bye Alan
Whoop04Bass: bye