Drunken IM/Email #12

ThatGuy: i was that guy last nigh
McBain: yeah? that's two nights in a row!
ThatGuy: no... i puked in front of the managing director of the dallas office
McBain: and you still have a job?
ThatGuy: i'm good
McBain: very, apparently
ThatGuy: well... we had happy hour last night....
ThatGuy: i drank way too much....
ThatGuy: then got sick in the bathroom at the bar...
McBain: oh man
ThatGuy: had to be carried out to one of the guy's car... they took me back to the hotel
ThatGuy: where i sat on the toilet... fell forward half naked
ThatGuy: passed out on the floor (i have a bruise above my eye)
ThatGuy: woke up naked in bed this morning....
McBain: good lord man ...
ThatGuy: it gets better
McBain: that's being the guy where no one else can help you once you've passed the guy limit
McBain: I can't wait
ThatGuy: this is actually pretty funny... i can't beleive all this shit happened... but it's too good to be made up....
ThatGuy: anyway....
ThatGuy: so back at the bar....
ThatGuy: one of the other guys is making out with one of the project manager's cousin's...
ThatGuy: and another guy i work with started talking trash about me being drunk.. so one of the guys from the hosuton office stepped up to him and they almost got in a fight
ThatGuy: meanwhile.. .i'm passed out... half naked on the bathroom floor
ThatGuy: this morning.. i came in to work at 8..... then other people start coming in...
McBain: lol
ThatGuy: guy who was talking trash called up here to talk to one of the girls.... asked if i was here.... i wish i could've seen the look on his face
ThatGuy: i think i took 'that guy' to a new level
McBain: that's definately one of the better "guy" stories ... but you see, you failed to get arrested ... THAT's a new level
ThatGuy: true....
McBain: however, sleeping on the bathroom floor, that's quality shiznit
ThatGuy: no.. half naked...
ThatGuy: they came in and picked me up... stripped me down and put me in bed...
McBain: they came back?
ThatGuy: apparently i have a cute butt... because it was one of the girls that helped me get in bed
ThatGuy: yeah....
ThatGuy: they came back to my room to check on me
McBain: ThatGuy, you realize that this conversation has to go on tamut.com?
McBain: they're so sweet
ThatGuy: yes
ThatGuy: tamut is definetly going to get ahold of this one
McBain: well done on a wednesday, I might add ..
ThatGuy: man it hurts
ThatGuy: the worst part about it is that i can't go home... because if i do...that's just more ammo for those who were talking trash last night
McBain: yep ...
McBain: gotta think of a way to hurt yourself ... if you leave bleeding, then it's gotta be ok
ThatGuy: oh.. this is good... the guy who is running the atlanta office (where i'd like to go) is also the managing director here in dallas... the same guy who i was sick in front of
McBain: hah!
McBain: what's your email address?
McBain: I found a cool mpeg of your mom ...
ThatGuy: fu
McBain: no, really
ThatGuy: x@x.com
McBain: incoming ... bout 900k
ThatGuy: k
McBain: just to clarify, this was sent to me, I did not go out looking for it
ThatGuy: so it's probably something i don't want to watch at work.....
McBain: nah, it's ok
McBain: I watched it here
McBain: did you know that, when I was 17, my name was richard mcgee?
ThatGuy: when i was 17... i got some very good beer
McBain: with my fake id

Note: Screen names are changed to protect the guilty.